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Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro
you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity
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A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett
Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.

But... they forgot one thing...

His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020
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Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?
Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!
by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020
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Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.
Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe
by Lookwhostalking May 16, 2018
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(Girl 1)“Hey have you heard about Jesus”.
(Girl 2)”Yeah I heard he has the biggest dick
by Jesusthebigdicknig August 4, 2019
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