guntlers

(noun) decorative tattoo (often tribal in design) applied to the cunt gut of an over-weight individual.

Man, check out that hog Dave is slobbering on - she has mighty guntlers.

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

grundle snap

when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.

last summer, we sold grundle snaps at the fair.

by weber April 19, 2004

Grundlemuffin

The placing of one's fist into one's grundle and letting it bake there for a minute, then removing it and punching another person across the face with it.

Bitch, if you don't shut your mouth, you're gonna get a big ol' grundlemuffin!

by Head Chef McC December 21, 2006

grundle runt

1. A man who does not need to bend over to suck dick.
2. A gay midget

"that fucking grundle runt ran between my legs"
grundle runt

by Rhodotracker November 29, 2014

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

grundle farmer

One who harvests dingleberries.

When was the last time a grundle farmer harvested your back 40.

by Fulton September 22, 2005

grundleflare

When a man gets excited his grundle swells up

Damn yo I got madddd grundleflare!

by Glynn Aka G-Unit September 8, 2004