Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day

“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”

by Adam sandal May 13, 2025

Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

gooner

jordan on fent

jordan219: what does gooner mean
me: jordan on fent

by drakehaha April 19, 2024

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

gooner

someone who has the innate desire to goon

he is such a gooner.

by Kykai February 10, 2025