the golden guard

The golden guard (aka hunter) is the hottest character ever existed

Have you seen the golden guard without his mask? He looks so good.

by HunterMyBeloved July 19, 2021

Golden Whip

Being hosed with urine at the public urinal.

Mr Holt was busying himself at the public urinal when he recognised his old friend standing next to him, so he turned towards him sharply and in doing so cracked The Golden Whip.

by Noa Utos August 20, 2016

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.

"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."

by Nocciola July 19, 2009

Golden Bakery

The best bakery in Perth, WA . City folk commonly frequent there doing GB runs for their co-workers.

Me: "Hey everyone im doin a GB run, whos down for some sausage rolls?"

Scotty: "Put me in for 3 simosas!"

Me: "Only if you leave the empty box on Mats desk"

Andy: "oh man that GB was good!"

Me: "i know but now ive gotta AGBB (after golden bakery bog)"

by darkglacier July 5, 2011

Golden Teacup

'Golden Teacup' refers to a situation where you are having anal intercourse with your partner. At some point during the situation, if you decide to pee in your partner's butthole, you will have given your partner a 'Golden Teacup.' This can also refer to accidentally peeing in your partner's butthole. Girls can also give a 'Golden Teacup' as a perverse version of a 'Golden Shower.'

Hey baby, I want to bend you over and give you a golden teacup; I haven't drank water all day and my urine will be neon!

by GoldenTeacup April 15, 2015

golden gavel

Model UN slang. At the end of each conference, the nerd dubbed "best delegate" wins the gavel used by the chair. Usually this is given to whoever yells the loudest or kisses the most ass, but there's a special case where the delegate wins the gavel by having sexual intercourse with the committee chair, dubbed a "Golden Gavel". It's only a true Golden Gavel if the relation was between a female chair and male delegate, otherwise it's creepy. Shoutout to my boys who've succeeded in this rare feat.

- "Alex fucked his hot ass chair last night, he's going to get the golden gavel tomorrow"
- "What a fucking legend"

by AntiDefamationLeague August 22, 2019