Serial Killer Glasses

Ridiculous glasses with metal frames worn by serial killers in the 70s and 80s, hipsters in the 2010s, and girls with a superfluous E a n their first name.

Did you see Ryane’s glasses? Serial killer glasses for sure.

by Spartan08 August 22, 2021

Glambert

An Adam Lambert fan. Usually bordering or crossing the line of obsession.
Derived from Adam's last name "Lambert" and made into "Glambert" because Adam is so. Glam.

Person 1: Hey, I just listened to Adam Lambert sing and you were right, he's amazing.
Person 2: xD Welcome to the club, my new fellow Glambert!!!1!
Person 1:...what now?

by pomizzle June 22, 2009

GLAMBULGE

THE ENTIRE PACKAGE OF ADAM LAMBERTS PRIVATE PARTS. ALSO SOMETIMES REFERS TO THE SHAPE OR PROTRUSION OF THESE PRIVATE PARTS THROUGH PANTS / JEANS.

THOSE JEANS REALLY EMPHASIZE ADAM'S GLAMBULGE!

by KELAN7 June 19, 2009

hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

Gladys

Gladys is a sweet beautiful woman that will be there through thick and thin. She is always by your side when you need it she is also a very loyal person. When you first meet her she is very shy but she can be very funny and has a lot to bring to the table.She is very sexy and pretty. She is also very very THICK. If you have a Gladys don't her go.

Him: "do you have a gladys"
Her:" Yes why?"
Him: " plz keep her and don't let go"

by Sahra gmelu March 9, 2020

Problematic glasses

Glasses worn by feminists and SJW'S in order to appear educated and intelligent when they are spouting drivel. Often containing no lenses because the only lense they like to see through is the feminist one.

"Oh look, here's another feminist with her green hair and problematic glasses telling us why we are all sexist"

by zennieied July 12, 2016

rose colored glasses

Seeing the world or past events as only pleasant and happy.

You're looking at the past with rose colored glasses

by Venus Taylor May 30, 2005