Flabberghosted

When that person you've been talking to for a while breaks all contact without any indication as to why.

I met Jennifer on Tinder, we traded numbers, texted for a bit, planned to meet up, and then she just disappeared. I'm totally flabberghosted.

by Squeeze Burger July 20, 2018

Flabberfarter

A girl who actually loves their cousin and has a very dirty mind
A flabberfarter loves to get it from a cheesy lesbian and gargaellie

That girl is such a big flabberfarter

by Chezza1234 October 20, 2020

flappergasted

When a woman is so sexually aroused by an attractive man, she is incapable of speech.

When Tom Welling entered the room, the girls crossed their legs and were rendered flappergasted.

by Jacie005 February 9, 2021

Flabberblasting

When two obese people blow eachother at the same time

Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.

by anonymous July 23, 2021

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

flabbergasted

When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!

HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!

by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006

Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.

Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011