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Flabberghosted

When your Tinder date realized you're fatter in person, and they disappeared and you never heard from them again.
Dang, I thought the date went well, but she excused herself to the restroom and flabberghosted me.
Flabberghosted by DeanoDeluxe September 5, 2018

Flabberghosted

flab· ber· ghost· ed | \ ˈfla-bər-go-stəd
adjective

1. when some disappears on you and you just can't believe it
We had a great first date and then she disappeared. I was flabberghosted!

Flabbergasted 

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!
I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

Flabbergasted 

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.
When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

Flabbergasted 

To be in a state of confusion or surpise
I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.
Flabbergasted by Cameron Springer November 17, 2005

flabbergasted 

surprised and flumoxxed
flabbergasted by mikelucky October 28, 2003
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