felony rings

A circle of powder, ringing the inside of one's nostril which can be left over (or I suppose even BUILD UP) from the ingestion of an illegal drug in powder form by "snorting", or quickly inhaling said powder through a small straw or glass tube (usually known as a "Tooter")inserted directly into a nostril. Most common among cocaine users; however, the term "felony ring" was first coined by meth-amphetamine users, since if the wrong person noticed, it could lead to a felony charge, as the laws are quite strict and harsh for what could be considered MINISCULE amounts of the drug. In essence, a felony ring contains enough of the drug, in weight, for one to be charged with a felony.

(In the same sense as two friends who are running a few quick checks on each other's appearance before going into a packed night club)

"Any felony rings? No? Good- no jail for ME today!"

by fLexicOnartist February 6, 2008

Felonic

A word to describe someones felony activities

He cheated that woman during his felonic escapades

by UTSAgril March 16, 2009

felony wagon

any car or truck (usually from the 80's or 90's)that has a fake tag,no insurance, blacked out windows. and the occupants are wanted,and there is marijuana,cocaine,crack and usually some type of weapons. usually frequent trailer parks and the ghetto. that is a felony wagon.

damn, check out that felony wagon that just pulled in the gas station

by beansandtaters March 1, 2013

fellonthefloor

It “fellonthefloor” is the ultimate response when someone in your house goes looking for THEIR piece of cheesecake or leftover steak in the fridge (that you ate when no one was looking). How can they possibly blame you for getting rid of it after it fell on the floor?

After thoroughly searching the fridge for his cheesecake, Mike called out to Teresa, “Ma...wheres my cheesecake?!” To which she cleverly replied “your cheesecake? Oh ya -it fellonthefloor !!!”

by TnTkaBOOM September 8, 2019

Feeron

Someone who makes up words for one moment.

Juice is actually quite a feeron, unexpectedly made up a word called "maggon" and now uses it at all times.

by An Unexpected Twist February 17, 2021

Felon Factory

Females in the inner city who have multiple kids out of wedlock who go on to commit felonies over and over again.

Oh good, the felon factory went to jail and didn’t post bond, guess the production line will be shut down for a couple of months while she awaits sentencing.

by johnstockton89 October 16, 2022

felony shaboingory

For when 4 retards Rob the island of cayo perico on gta

"We're about to commit felony shaboingory"

by Endey December 21, 2022