Fecal Fog

A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.

This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.

it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.

"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"

alternatively

"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"

by Randella De'ville September 24, 2016

Falcatraz

Falcon high school. We are know in the system as numbers and the school food is that of Alcatraz. The outside, unless ur standing in the front entrance, look like a prison. The contractors who built falcon actually were people who built prisons. One year for senior prank, they put "falcatraz" across the lockers and that is how the name became.

Anyone who has gone to falcon knows its Falcatraz .

by Rayna padron October 23, 2019

Fecal boy Johnny

A derogatory term used to describe an adult male who is acting childish and is 'Full of Shit'.

Fecal boy Johnny over there is spouting all kinds of BS.

by Ahshemoto January 15, 2020

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Felan

For an object, activity, or person to be extremely cool.

"That's so felan"
"Did you see him? He was pretty felan"

by Squishymort November 2, 2012

fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.

by PositiveZero March 7, 2007