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That girl's rollin' a deuce.
deuce by Anonymous October 22, 2002
when someone has said something mistakingly, and you book em for it, and give em 2 punches.
deuce by LL January 25, 2004
1° In cards, the 2
The finger
The act of shitting
1° In hearts, you start with the deuce of clubs
2° heh strongbad just gave you the deuce!
That kid just deuced on my lawn!
deuce by jacob88 August 9, 2005
To give a person a ride to a predetermined destination.
Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?

Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.
deuce by streetshark86 October 30, 2011
V. To deuce or be deuced

Used to informally reject someone's statement as untrue, stupid or absurd & thus prescribing two hits on the shoulder and a slap on the back of the head.
Bryan: Top 3 Ballers all time: Magic, Byrd and Ewing

Slick: that's a deuce!(enforces)
Slick: you didn't say MJ.

J: yo American idol was live last night.

Rick: Deuce.
Deuce by SanDirt September 25, 2013
a 20
of
trees
Deuce by Binkel Biltskin September 30, 2003