Definitions by jacob88

shank 

the act of sneaking up on someone and forcibly dulling their pants below the knees.
same thing as getting pantsed.

Victim of a shanking: i was talking to this really hot girl when steve shanked me

shank by jacob88 August 10, 2005

deuce 

1° In cards, the 2
2° The finger
3° The act of shitting

1° In hearts, you start with the deuce of clubs
2° heh strongbad just gave you the deuce!
3° That kid just deuced on my lawn!

deuce by jacob88 August 9, 2005

Berserk

An anime show (also a manga) that combines ridiculous gore and harcore action with some rather homoerotic sequences of naked men sans genitals. the action is so harcore that most can ignore the gay stuff, or at least skip over that part.

Guts: RARRR! i just killed a hundred guys in gory and awesome ways!

This other guy with girly hair: im gonna get naked and throw water on you. and giggle.

Berserk by jacob88 August 8, 2005

shitsmurf 

an insult. essentially a person who has the fun value of a smurf covered in fecal matter. perhaps you can laugh at them, but you dont want them to stick around.

guy: dude, lets go look at slides of plants in the science lab!

other guy: you're quite the shitsmurf.

shitsmurf by jacob88 August 8, 2005

putin

french equivalent of fuck
and its not pronounced poo-ten either

Jerome: Putin! J'ai cassé ma jambe!
(fuck! i broke my leg!)

putin by jacob88 August 8, 2005

pong

a substitute for pretty much any dirty word
(also the latter part of an indoor sport, but that's different)
only a few of my firends say this now, but feel free to pass it on

dude, i totally ponged ur mom
or
i laid my pong on ur face whilst you slept
or even
aag! there's pong all over my shirt

pong by jacob88 July 15, 2005