Crumpets with the Queen

The act of engaging in anal sex while there is a Corgi watching.

When the dog walked into the room, gay sex turned into crumpets with the queen.

by Aschnied August 22, 2012

Crumpas

A modestly old, shriveling man who smells of musky "old-person" because he can not successfully bathe himself properly

Guy One: Why doesn't your neighbor ever come out of his house?

Guy Two: Dude, he's a crumpas. I hope he doesn't come out of his house.

by Picklejuice978 July 7, 2009

French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009

Morning Crumpet

An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.

I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.

I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Crumpkin

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

by Pam Landry July 7, 2009

crumpin'

Expressing your blackness through out of control body movements, to much for a white person to handle

he wuz crumpin' so hard last night, all them crackas were staring

by Gavit January 7, 2010

Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."

Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."

by Andrew and David December 23, 2007