Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006

Cornhole Crossing

The name given to an event that occurred back in the mid-1990's when the game "Cornhole" became a popular pastime in Ohio and many residents of Kentucky began a mass migration across the state line in confusion, mistakenly believing that people were butt-fucking in the streets.

In actuality, Cornhole is a game in which you toss CORN-BAGS at a playing board, trying to score by either making your bag into the hole, or knocking your partners bag into the hole. You can also "block" a score by the opposing team by knocking your opponents bag off the game board.

Tough luck Billy Bob. Looks like your cousin Jeb better grease up!!

The cornhole crossing put a major strain on Kentucky's ky jelly industry, but Ohio got a boost in sales!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 8, 2010

creasing

simply means laughing

stop creasing at me man

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Coasting

Being in a point of total relaxation, when everything seems to be going your way.

The multi-millionair record executive was coasting.

by Sprud April 9, 2003

gate crashing a cocktail party

When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.

Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.

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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.

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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...

by Georgette July 20, 2008

Crating

The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse

Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019

craftingrox

A mysterious being who roams the internet.

I saw craftingrox last night!

by IMNOTYOUHAHA May 24, 2006