The Crawling Einstein

A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period

The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole

by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010

cradling an otter

needing to take a shit

Where's the damn bathroom, I've been cradling an otter for two hours!

by Overheard in NY November 9, 2006

Craiging

When a bro bails on another bro for a hoe

James is craiging on us for that bitch. Josh just craiged on us for his girlfriend!

by xamboni11 March 5, 2011

craiging

a fun pool game where u must use a giant slingshot to ht some one with a blowup aligator

Hey man craigings a great pool game.

by ducka steve November 16, 2009

crawling the walls

When someone is so horny that they really need a good fuck. Mainly used by females.

After I broke my vibrator, I've been crawling the walls every night waiting for my man to get home.

by Fred Riahi May 26, 2006

clamilingis

similiar to cunnilingis with more flavor

last night after she performed fellatio on me i performed clamilingis on her wet and sloppy clam

by tk111 January 8, 2012

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005