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dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018
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canteen punk

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.
Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.
by Anonymous November 8, 2002
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Chontell

Super sexy female whos name is french for Cinderella and is gonna have awesome babies
Chontell has cute kids
by qualified submariner September 5, 2011
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centercachink

Payday for people that are too (lazy) to work, (not genuine people in need). Said people refer to this a (payday) like they have earned it. Generally doing nothing with their lives accept drinking their payday, smoking (weed) or Ice if they can afford it looking out for the motherload of compensation claim (compo) to top all previous attemps and, of course waiting for relatives to pass on for the money that is owed to them. Most of these fine specimens live in (the Entrance NSW).
Today must be payday, that soapdodging bludger has "centercachink" written all over his face and telling by the slab of Cougar bourbon and coke in his coles trolley walking home it is.
by BeauJean August 3, 2018
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Manhattan Center

Ignore the first definition. Manhattan Center for Science and Mathematics is a constantly-improving school (which was horrible 30 years ago) with a good learning environment. The school may be half-full of assholes, but the rest of the students are in fact nice people who care for each other and others' well being. Don't judge a book by its cover. In this case, the school. Did I mention it's across from East River Plaza?
Boy 1: Hey, look over there.
(looks over at a group doing dumb stuff)
Girl 1: Quick, let's get to the bus. I don't want to be seen around them.
Boy 1: Agreed. They're a disgrace to Manhattan Center, they should be transferred out.
Girl 1: Good point.
by MattXD162 March 22, 2011
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Downloadable Content

Commonly abbreviated as DLC, it is...pretty straightforward. Content that you can download, usually for a certain price, which cannot be negotiated.
Microsoft has Downloadable Content for XBOX 360 games, which can be purchased with Microsoft Points
by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009
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Centerfuse

A Philadelphia based hardcore message board full of XcyberbulliesX
I was on Centerfuse and everyone made fun of me because I posted the new Ruiner album. These dudes are tough. HATEBREED!
by pooponthefloor February 10, 2010
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