cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

CockMauler

A guy who isn't openly gay but gets a bit touchy with other guys and very flirty

Steve: Did you see cian boltan in there ...I swear he was checkin me out for the whole day

Hunkydory: yea he's a proper cockmauler

by Right so August 10, 2009

Cocksmash

When a male repeatedly thrusts his package vigorously against a person of the opposite sex, in a dry hump fashion. Most incidences are often seen in night clubs involving alcohol consumption.

WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.

Wow, I was trying to "swing my hair back and forth" but that guy kept cocksmashing me, RUDE!

by cocksmash2010 December 30, 2010

Cockasaurus

Very huge cock,described big like a dinosaur

"Brad showed me his cockasaurus"
"Bro she couldn't handle the cockasaurus"

by Plemington_J August 27, 2013

Cockmeasure

1. Any situation where people are constantly trying to outdo each other for bragging rights, or satisfaction.

2. A literal event where men measure the size of their genitals and try to brag about it or outdo other people.

1. In middle schools, popularity and social acceptance is controlled by a constant cockmeasure of trying to see who has the best technology, most "swag," etc.

2. Some idiots are trying to have a cockmeasure in the boy's bathroom.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 April 30, 2014

cockashaer

To cockashaer, you shake, or wiggle, your cock, or penis.

Adrian cockashaered in front of a random girl.

by BoobisYummy May 25, 2020

Cockasaurus

A person 6'0 or taller that has a 12 inch cock.

Woah! I expected you to be a little mouse, but you're actually a cockasaurus!!

by CraftyCheeses January 26, 2023