The act of inserting clean marshmallows into a woman's rectum. After letting them sit for an extended period of time the inserter then removes the chocolate covered marshmallows with his tongue and eats them. Transporting the marshmallows into the insertee's mouth is optional.
by Arthur Shagnasty January 15, 2011
UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
by Clansman April 22, 2009
A tingley, melting sensation of the feet, achieved when high. The outside of the foot feels melted while the inside feels solid.
by Matthew Gray July 08, 2006
Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."
Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
by Dangerstache October 06, 2009
Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.
by Willba October 30, 2006
The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.
Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.
by pigaloo December 15, 2009