Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

calfrod

A douchey 8th grader who listens to metal and or rock. They also make fun of everybody.

The calfrod is that kid who only had 3 friends.

by Spigger Tuti Fruti Googyboogy February 14, 2013

Cal-f

(n) A muscle in the human body; Behind the shin

Jake Klein said that Steve McNair injured his Cal-f

by joe schmo February 12, 2004

calfankle

When the a person's calf and ankle have no distinctive start or finish. When the leg looks like a tree stump from the knee down.

"Check out the lack of a distinctive calf or ankle on that broad!"

by MasterShake January 22, 2005

Calffuls

1) A crease in the middle of the calfs caused by pre-wrap straps for shin splints.
2) Muscular calfs with a defined muscle.

It comes from the term kancles where the calf hangs over the foot. In this occurrence the calf is on the calf generally not referring to the obese but to runners.

1) When I do track I develop shin splints and to help support then I put on pre-wrap straps on my calfs to hold the tendon in place. The tight straps cause a crease in my calfs and then I get calffuls.

Sentence: Look, that hurdler has calffuls.

2) When I do track we run a lot and our calfs get stronger and defined. This then causes us to get muscular calfs resulting in calffuls

Sentence: Did you see that runner's calffuls?

by Chelsey G May 29, 2008

calfkiller brewery

A brewery in sparta, tennessee. They primarily use septic runoff, food coloring and an overpowering amount of hops. To sum it all up "paradoxically balanced".

Have you had the ass roots or j Henry bullshit ale at calfkiller brewery?

by The valar November 20, 2014

calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003