bonsai

When you rub your ass in someones face
(can be bare ass or with pants/shorts/underwear up)

I Totally Bonsaid Raymond off Harlans Pool Deck.
I Ripped His Face Apart With A Bonsai.

by Connor G July 31, 2006

bonstAr

1.(noun) lesbain primate
2. bonnie
3. 23
Antonym - babe, mynx,etc.

"BonstAr gave me a brutal face-five for no reason"

by Jeremy Ku November 4, 2007

Bonster

a ladies man with a huge hooter

'Look, here comes Bonster'

by SantaClausElf December 16, 2008

bonsai cock and balls

A person with a small penis and small balls.
made not so famous by TRIPOD.

Person1: you suck
Person2: you have bonsai cock and balls

by fishface1234567890 March 24, 2007

bonsai

In Korea (my friend told me about this) when someone is asleep in class sometimes the kid behind him shoves two fingers up there ass and shouts bonsai! I hear it is really hilarious. It can also he a small Japanese bush

Today Gussy-poo got bonsai-ed. haha lol

by Ami-the-water-godess December 28, 2005

Osei-Bonsu

The name given to a male or female with an exaggerated and sometimes stupendously elongated cranium. Known to resemble the shape of a light bulb and the texture of muddy golf ball.

Male 1 :'The thing has got an Osei-Bonsu. '

Male 2 'ew'

Male 3 'haha,lol'

by Akfat1 June 18, 2015

bonsai

An ancient form of dwarfing trees by limiting nutrients and water. The bon in bonsai meaning pot and the sai meaning plant. It is a Chinese secret passed down generation to generation. Peace out mark, phil, arika, my baby Kat, and everyone else in the world.

That bonsai is wicked small esse!

by Doc Holiday May 13, 2004