Mixed Blessing

A mixed drink with 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey

The Mixed Blessing is a drink that lives up to its name. Just add 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey for a truly memorable (and perhaps unmemorable) event.

by Duluthian November 8, 2011

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

bless it up

A term used to tell someone to pray before an event.

bless it up so we can eat.

by Mr.cornbread December 7, 2016

blessay

A portmanteau of blog and essay, coined by British comedian, author, and television host Stephen Fry.

These entries are considerably longer than a typical blog post, and more thoughtfully composed. Their serious nature allows for both intelligent rumination and sly wit.

Stephen Fry has written many an insightful blessay.

I hope Stephen's arm heals so that he can write another blessay soon.

by Alan Davies June 22, 2008

bless up

My tribe uses it as we leave each other to bless and protect each until we meet again.

Awright ma, see you later, bless up.

by aminadaze September 2, 2016

Bless My Phone

If a female say bless her phone it means that want you to send her a nude or sumin to make her day..

Bae. “Bless my phone “

by Be. R r df f f November 3, 2019