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Assfucktard

A complete jerk who has screwed you over, stolen from you, manipulated your children and/or parents, kicked you out of your own house or just plain did you wrong on so many levels there is no other way to describe him.
A) Assfucktard lied to the cops and got a restraining order against me, kept the kids, my car and got me fired!

B) Don't be fooled by his charm...he's definitely an assfucktard behind that phony smile!
by Tama Hawk March 1, 2021
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Asspicker

This guy really knows how to pluck his finger into his asshole.
Wow, Johnny! You're such an Asspicker!
by ballspagoti May 19, 2021
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Assfuck

Your an assfuck for cheating on me!
Assfuck me!
by SHITISAHOTASS October 9, 2021
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Assfuck

When you go to the bar with your pals for a good ol' time and the big ol' muscular, 3 alien penised, Dom comes in when you're all drunk and brings you home.
Guy 1: dude, I witnessed an assfuck last night
Guy 2: woah, really??
by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 10, 2021
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assfucked slut

1. A promiscous woman or man that loves to indulge in anal intercourse. Often craving anal in favor of oral or vaginal.

2. A prostitute that sells his/her booty for anal pleasure.
Wendy is goes bonkers when she is getting assfucked! She is a true assfucked slut!!

Herman loves his rectum plowed! What a nasty assfucked slut he truly is!
by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 13, 2023
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Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick
You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!
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asssucker

A vulgar slang used to describe a subservient person.
asssucker!
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