3 definitions by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy

Assfuck

When you go to the bar with your pals for a good ol' time and the big ol' muscular, 3 alien penised, Dom comes in when you're all drunk and brings you home.

Guy 1: dude, I witnessed an assfuck last night
Guy 2: woah, really??

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 11, 2021

Ned

Alien ballsack on crack big smack butt crack cute snack thick pack

Me: "Ned get your ass over here"
Ned: "ok"

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020

Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags

You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020