Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.

1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"

Cook a bitch by He himself. July 29, 2009

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Paybacks a bitch!

When a person wrongs you and its time for them to get a taste of their own medicine !

Dave-Why you so happy today?

Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!

Dave-Paybacks a bitch!

Paybacks a bitch! by troubleddemon March 12, 2010

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Face Of A Bitch

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.

With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.

Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.

"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."

Face Of A Bitch by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011