Young Bull says to old Bull
Young Bull-Hey look at all those heffers down there why don't we run down there and fuck one?
Old Bull-Why don't we walk and fuck them all ?
Young Bull-Hey look at all those heffers down there why don't we run down there and fuck one?
Old Bull-Why don't we walk and fuck them all ?
by troubleddemon March 12, 2010
Dave-Why you so happy today?
Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!
Dave-Paybacks a bitch!
Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!
Dave-Paybacks a bitch!
by troubleddemon March 12, 2010
Group of kids at a party pick out a person they want to laugh at and one of them goes up to a man and says
Hey are you Jims dad ?
Man says-Yeah
Kid says- You dropped your pocket .
Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.
Hey are you Jims dad ?
Man says-Yeah
Kid says- You dropped your pocket .
Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.
by troubleddemon March 12, 2010