Dave-Why you so happy today?
Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!
Dave-Paybacks a bitch!
Jim-I got back at my neighbor for letting his dog shit in my yard for years,I took all the dog shit from the winter and put it in a bag put it on his porch lit it on fire rang the bell and watched him stomping it out in his socks getting shit everywhere It was AWESOME!
Dave-Paybacks a bitch!
by troubleddemon March 12, 2010

Group of kids at a party pick out a person they want to laugh at and one of them goes up to a man and says
Hey are you Jims dad ?
Man says-Yeah
Kid says- You dropped your pocket .
Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.
Hey are you Jims dad ?
Man says-Yeah
Kid says- You dropped your pocket .
Man starts looking at his pockets .kids are laughing hysterically ,then the man starts laughing too and says you got me on that one.
by troubleddemon March 12, 2010

Young Bull says to old Bull
Young Bull-Hey look at all those heffers down there why don't we run down there and fuck one?
Old Bull-Why don't we walk and fuck them all ?
Young Bull-Hey look at all those heffers down there why don't we run down there and fuck one?
Old Bull-Why don't we walk and fuck them all ?
by troubleddemon March 12, 2010
