Emotional Crotch

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.

Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!

by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015

Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.

My knee crotch is sweaty.

by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019

Coal Crotch

pubic hair that is black, also called CC

Jasmine has a coal crotch!

by Jehovah's favorite gnome May 2, 2003

swamp crotch

A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.

Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.

by roundthewheel November 9, 2008

camaro crotch

Pubic hair where some long hairs up top, but shaved short around the bizness. Favored by white trash.

Cleetus told me his sister cut herself a camaro crotch. And he'd know since he's up in there all the time.

by BubbaZephyr April 28, 2007

Carp crotch

Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.

Related words: funk snatch

I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch

by Allseeinian May 13, 2010

sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.

Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.

by Polish Avenger June 12, 2006