dove arsed

to have a saw ass from eating very spicy food after consuming drugs and alchol

"man im blipped and pissd i need summit spicy" next day....
"wish i hadnt had the kebab and chili sauce"

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

tight arse tuesday

In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.

Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!

by Suzeekins May 28, 2008

couldn't be rat-arsed

In other words, couldn't be bothered.

We tried to get him to send in the form on time, but he couldn't be rat-arsed.

by Fearman May 24, 2008

breathing out of their arse

When a team are so tired after putting in so much effort during a football match, they start to make mistakes and give the ball away

Mike “look at the space at the back, they are giving the ball away all over the place”
Paul “ they are breathing out of their arse Michael”

by Waynocerous November 22, 2017

cream arse fucker

Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)

My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.

by arrrrrrrrrr!!! September 30, 2006

Talking Through Your Arse

This is slang from the UK although it is used in Australia as well and can be used in number ways:
1 To make a foolish statement;
2 To talk nonsense or rubbish;
3 To say something which is quite obviously false;
4 To exaggerate your abilities or knowledge of a subject;
5 To bluff or boast about something;
6 To be a self-aggrandising twat;

“Malcolm just tried out a total load of bollocks on me; I told him straight, you’re talking through your arse.”

by AKACroatalin September 13, 2016

Short Arse

Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.

Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.

Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.

Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.

Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.

by Max Biggins November 18, 2012