Instagib

The act of being killed exceeding quickly. Standardly 1 shot. But in games lacking an 'instagib rifle' (or even anything resembling a gun) is usually taken to mean death in <1-2 seconds.

Unreal: The server had instagib enabled last night. Twas so chaotic my head was reeling after a few rounds.

Battlefield: That guy killed me as soon as I turned the corner.

Defense Of The Ancients: Care man, they will instagib you if you go too far alone.

by Anno-Mus September 17, 2010

AOL Instant Messenger

Its been disputed since the dawn of the internet where our form of grammar and spelling was tainted.

I have the answer. And the answer in question is AOL instant messenger.

Y0 FEWL YUO SIGNEING ON AOL INSTANT NTN NT MESSENAGR TODEY!11?

Yeah, AOL is a virus within itself.

Macho Man Randy Savage approves of this message.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

instapussy

Something that is so nice/fly/hot/pimpin/slammin/tight, whoever is in possesion of one will easily recieve a lot of attention from females.

That Lamborghini is instapussy
Potter is instapussy!
Those biceps are instapussy

by Orhan / Danny July 16, 2008

Instagram Troll

Someone who likes all your instagram pictures but won't follow you. Or someone who lives under a bridge, is extremely rude, and somehow manages to have the capability to use Instagram.

Abbey: Hey wanna know how to piss me off?

Dan: How?

Abbey: Like all my freaking Instagram photos and DON'T FOLLOW ME, INSTAGRAM TROLL DIE.

by TaraTheTerrible June 14, 2013

Instant Pussy

Soft ass dudes who get scared when drama pops off. Just add beef and you got instant pussy.

My man got scared when dude rolled up he turned into instant pussy.

by shan-da-man July 1, 2003

Instant Pussy

Fake pussy - just add water - two plastic bags welded together at the sides.

Miss Softie is a great instant pussy

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19

Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.

by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008