German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

German Profitterol

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and then smearing shit from your asshole across her lips

Dude, she looks like she's enjoying her german profitterol today

by Ze Baker December 29, 2023

german scotch

A person passed around for sex also known as every ones bitch to men and women

he was a german scotch at the party last night

by Swagmoneygetitright December 14, 2014

german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.

Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*

by FGIHM April 13, 2014

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017

German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.

“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021