Definitions by B_Rain

German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.

Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.

Merch

Rainwater mixed with oil from several junky mexican owned vehicles leaving a parking lot, creating a rainbow-like effect on the pavement.

José and his homies left a huge Mexican Rainbow in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

Merch