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Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.
Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.
by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023
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Dildo

A object that you put in your holes
anythings a dildo if your brave enough
by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023
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Dildo

A long rubber toy used by women to fill their pussy
I'm horny, let me stick my dildo in me
by pornisthebest March 30, 2023
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Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024
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Dildo jungle

It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
by wendigoascension June 30, 2024
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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
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Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.
Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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