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leather crotch 

A woman with a vagina so used that it turns the inner walls into leather when not in use it gets hard like a leather glove but when wet it loosens up and mends like a wet leather glove
Man Felicia has a leather crotch she's such a hoe
leather crotch by intheknow337 April 22, 2015

Velcro Crotch 

When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.
Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.
Velcro Crotch by RueRueRue December 4, 2015

Emotional Crotch 

The person, male or female, that you hook up with between unsuccessful relationships. This person may or may not have feelings for you but is always there to fill the void between your loins when you need them.
Veronica: Hey Jenny maybe you and Scott really have something here! You always go back to him when things don’t workout with whoever you’re seeing.
Jenny: Nah, he’s a great emotional crotch though!
Emotional Crotch by Markmywords88 December 27, 2015

Knee Crotch 

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.
Knee Crotch by Ai Laik Octavia April 25, 2019

Coal Crotch 

pubic hair that is black, also called CC

swamp crotch 

A condition endured by fat people who do not clean properly between their thighs and their pelvic area. The condition is exacerbated by hygienic neglect, heavy walking, and sloppy masturbating. Swamp crotch produces one of the worst smells known to mankind - maybe even the worst. Worse than burnt popcorn, Mexican food-induced flatulence, and a recently run-over skunk combined.
Shawn should wash between his legs in the shower more often. He's got a hellacious case of swamp crotch.
swamp crotch by roundthewheel November 9, 2008