Throwing Muffins

To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.

Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"

by Andrew Rich December 6, 2006

selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!

by sublimex1 November 16, 2007

dill muffin

not a muffin but a name that degrades someone so bad it counts as a walrus slap

Jill your the biggest hor ever, said Tim
Tim your a fucking dill muffin retorted Jill
Oh my god you got fucking own bitch hole said Taylor

by killer po December 9, 2007

Jizz Muffins

Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.

by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009

Brown Muffin

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.

Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.

by rich dog aka dick May 9, 2011

space muffin

A derogatory term used to define a very liberal (socialist) member of the Democratic party.

That space muffin Obama is ruining our country!

by 10 Gauge April 28, 2010

The Muffin Game

Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin

Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?

by Max-well December 16, 2009