platetitude

A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?

His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.

by ElCommissioner December 1, 2018

plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 30, 2018

Plate of yams

When a woman from head to toe is looking real good or,scrumptious

My girl looking like a plate of yams With that wig on

by Dragonslippers March 20, 2019

Plate

Perform cunnilingus on (UK)

So I made him plate me, and it was out of this world

by malta-chris May 3, 2019

plasy

Big gay knob head

what a big gay knob head, what a plasy

by Ronan Mallaghan July 13, 2019

Plate Up

Dishing, spilling the tea, basically telling someone all the juicy gossip you have

Hey why dont you plate up and tell me what happened with Brandon!

by Wordiegal March 24, 2019

Plate

something to throw across the room when you are angry but don't have anyone to punch.

Me mom was out and I threw a plate, rrrrrr

by STeveiWOnder April 11, 2019