Maskne

Acne caused by the trump administration due to even further failed prevention of covid. Maskne begins to occur after about a year of wearing masks to prevent the spread of certain airborne viruses. Treatment options for this condition include everyone wear a fucking mask, spray some aquaphor on that shit, stay inside if you still have any savings left over and watch must see movies(google movies you have to see before we all die from the destruction America has caused due to not taking proper precautionary measures during these dark times)

Lady: “ugh this maskne is getting on my nerves”
Gentleman: “I think you still look beautiful”

Lady: “oh shut the fuck up Tom”

by Johnnydebt July 16, 2020

Anti-masker

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.

John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Masked Marvel Jr.

Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.

Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.

by Will April 21, 2005

Maski

A selfie while wearing your mask.

“OMG Stephanie, your mask is soooooo cute. Let’s take a MASKI!” - Becky

by Ugafan9699 August 23, 2020

Maskurbator

A person obsessed with wearing masks, even while masturbating!

That fucking Ted is such a maskurbator! His wife said he even jerks off with it on!

by Piper2Funny May 15, 2021

Maskist

A person who believes that despite any contrary evidence that wearing a shield over one’s face will prevent the spread or contraction of any and all airborne ilnesses

A person driving alone in a car wearing a mask is clearly a maskist.

by Ofashea November 9, 2021

Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.

After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.

by Goofnut June 13, 2020