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Maskne

Acne caused by the trump administration due to even further failed prevention of covid. Maskne begins to occur after about a year of wearing masks to prevent the spread of certain airborne viruses. Treatment options for this condition include everyone wear a fucking mask, spray some aquaphor on that shit, stay inside if you still have any savings left over and watch must see movies(google movies you have to see before we all die from the destruction America has caused due to not taking proper precautionary measures during these dark times)

Lady: “ugh this maskne is getting on my nerves”
Gentleman: “I think you still look beautiful”

Lady: “oh shut the fuck up Tom”

by Johnnydebt July 16, 2020