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half-wit 

1. A person of subnormal intelligence.

2. One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.

3. A person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person.
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
half-wit by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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half-wit 

half-wit by katie was here August 7, 2007

half-wit 

1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
half-wit by zingeraddict October 19, 2011

Half wit 

Individual incapable of grasping concepts easily understood by a gorilla.
I enjoy tailgating with my friends at MSU, but they're all half wits and I find myself growing dumber by the day.
Half wit by JoeMayo November 7, 2014

half wit 

stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense.
calfhead is a fuckin half wit!
half wit by zabba September 11, 2003

Half Term Half Wit 

Half Term Half Wit is an unqualified boob of a Governor that quits halfway thru her term
Half Term Half Wit by CameramanDavid December 25, 2010

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.
j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.
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