Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom

Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing

hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night

by Xx_EV13_xX October 2, 2020

Jake

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.

Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.

by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

Jake

Jake from state farm

Jake wears some nice khakis.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Jake Paul

A deluded fuck who thinks he's the shit and thinks he can fight anyone and this person also gets his nose busted and pussies away from a greater challenge.

John was meant to fight today but he's nowhere to be seen. He's such a Jake Paul

by amsah chanon say October 8, 2020

jake

very cool skater boy

how that jake is well cool at life

by the main skater boi October 11, 2020

jake paul

jake paul is a short term that also means either cancer or someone who marries someone for fun and a month later breaks up with them :)

omg, I was just diagnosed with jake paul!

by allison~ October 11, 2020