Climate Change

Anything that happens

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.

“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’

by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

by joemanshowman March 4, 2018

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

Pulling a Chang

When you get really close to your crush just for them to leave you for a kid in the play.

Dude, I thought me and Shea had a thing, until that kid in the play Luke started dating her. Im totally Pulling a Chang

by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

sorrowful change

Changing the amount of sorrow in feeling or showing

I went through a sorrowful change

by TheRandomWordMan November 17, 2022