malpyouse

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"

Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"

by smacfoo October 13, 2004

male flight

phenomenon in which men abandon feminine aspects of life in fear of being seen less masculine.

male flight ex in society

men won’t pursue cheerleading , flight attendants , nursing , or vet care because it’s presumably feminine

studies have shown the increase of female involvement in topics follows with a male decrease

Men are 3x more likely to get skin cancer because skin care and sunscreen is labeled feminine

by jaderae April 5, 2021

sneaker male

In marine biology: a male fish that disguises its appearance as a female to sneak into other males nests to fertilize eggs.

In human biology: That somewhat effeminate guy who is "just a friend" of your girlfriend, but will take a stab at her if you get in an argument or are travelling.

Guy: That Aaron guy drives me nuts - do we have to hang out with him?
Girl: Oh, Aaron? He's just a friend! Don't worry!
Aaron (in background, to self): "I'm gonna pound your girls ass the first chance I get!" Aloud: "Oh girl, do you want to go shoe shopping?! I heard there's a sale on and afterward we can chat over coffee!"
Guy (to self): Damn sneaker male!

by Pomacentrus2 December 19, 2009

Draco Malfoy

The hottest, most amazing, and did I mention HOTTEST character in Harry Potter. STEP BACK POTTAH, YOU'VE GOT COMPETITION!

"Hey! You know draco Malfoy?"
"Yeah he's so f*cking hot, like omg!"
"Oh. He's my least favourite character."
"Come over here so I can beat you up!"

by Dragon Beast Slayer August 2, 2019

wardrobe malfunction

(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.

(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

by el revez May 13, 2004

malcolm in the middle

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.

"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"

by Nastina August 9, 2005

Pall Mall

1. A classic cigarette dating to 1899. The original unfiltered Pall Mall in the red soft-pack was the number one selling brand in the US through the mid 60s because of its distinctive smooth flavor, and high quality tobacco, and is still available today (now produced by RJ Reynolds tobacco company). Pall Mall was an innovative brand at the time that set the standard for the length of cigarettes ued today by introducing 85mm “King Size” and 100mm “100s” (also known as “longs”). The brand fell into decline by remaining unfiltered even when filter cigarettes started to dominate the market starting in the late 60s and 70s.

2. A discount filter cigarette produced today by RJ Reynolds Tobacco Company (Originally Brown and Williamson Tobacco Corporation before the merger of the two companies). Launched in 2001 by Brown and Williamson Tobacco Corporation to revitalize the Pall Mall name and bring it to modern standards of filter cigarettes.

I love Pall Mall unfiltered for their unique taste, but the filter ones are just average.

by Chain-Smoker October 27, 2006