dick devil 

A person who is temporarily possessed by a demonic spirit which causes them to draw penises, in various states of erectness, on whatever canvas may be available at the time; ie. dusty cars, computer screens, windows, etc.

Dammit! Look at the giant penis on my car window. The dick devil is at it again.

dick devil by Webster37 October 3, 2012

dick punt 

When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.

My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.

dick punt by DicKing May 19, 2016

dick wrestle 

Similar to thumb wrestling however both contestants use their penis to settle a debate.

I dick wrestled Jeremy for the last slice of pizza.

dick wrestle by IconicOutlaw March 12, 2014

Dick Tree 

A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.

CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years

Dick Tree by BoomkittyFX October 1, 2020

Dick swiging 

Giving a blow job.

Wonda Wonderpig has a talent for dick swiging!

Dick swiging by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

dick 'er bun 

Redneck way of saying "have anal sex with her".

"I don't know Billy Bob," Cletus said, "but lately mine and the ol' ladies sex life hasn't been so good."
"dick 'er bun!" Billy Bob exclaimed.

dick 'er bun by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Dick Vendor 

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012