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tap takeover

A tap takeover is when a single craft brewery gains exclusive control of a bar or restaurant's draft or draught lines. This is most often done as a promotional event but on occasion it can occur by accident. A tap takeover begins with 3 draft lines and has exceeded 25. There is currently no Guinness World Record for most beers tapped by a single brewery at an off-site location. A tap takeover ends when each keg is "kicked" or "tapped out" or "eighty-sixed" or "cashed" or "all gone". There is no telling how long a tap takeover will last but often it is too long. There is no Guinness World Record for shortest tap takeover to date.
I heard Logboat Brewing is releasing their double mocha, candied boysenberry, triple dry-hopped Quad at the Tap Takeover tonight!
by BeerWench5000 June 27, 2018
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Old Taker

An O.G or someone who has cashed out before from yahoo

Someone who has seen Money from Fraud previously
Old Taker don sell him PS5 e talk say life is not game
by Alade July 10, 2022
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bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.
I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.
by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006
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It was were true gamers rised up against the evil order of simp tik tokers and began crusades all over tik tok. These Supreme Beings then took over tik tok while along their way converting more people to their faith.
The Tik Tok LEGO Star Wars Take over of 2020 took over tik tok
by Star Wars PFP Takeover January 3, 2020
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make out take out

1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her.

2.used to describe hitting a woman/knocking a woman unconscious/killing her while in the middle of a makeout session (or even sex), usually with a knife in the back,karate chop to the back of the neck or a candle stick to the head. Although it rarely is, the expression can be used by both genders. This can be seen in horror movies such as Basic Instinct.
1.
Q: What did you and Karen do last night?
A: I took her to a movie and got some make out take out

2.
(While watching a horror movie)"That guy just pulled a make out take out on that girl!"
by mvwaterboy October 22, 2008
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TAKS

The TAKS test (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills) is a standardized test for the state of Texas. This test provides yet another reason why Texas is one of the worst states you can reside in.

Every year starting from...probably third grade or so, (I actually can't remember nor do I care) we are forced to take this testing packet every spring that was made by hackjobs. The reason it's so corrupt is that it perverts the true meaning of a test. ALL year, the curriculum is soiled with TAKS preparation activities, replacing meaningful projects and lessons pertaining to life, money, and what have you. Not only do students hate it, but teachers blame the downfall of education itself for the Lone Star State on the TAKS.

It's just a vicious cycle. Are we getting increasingly stupid, or is the TAKS just getting easier? The dang test is just for recognition. I think they make it easier for Texas to look better. (How freaking egotistical.)
BUT, with that being said, students around me are still getting scores on the TAKS so low that I want to slap them in the face.

So, let's recap. TAKS is fermenting the fruit of our minds with re-taught crap we learned from sixth grade so that Texas can get education recognition and grants, but students (MOSTLY in High School, trust me. I don't know if it's this insipid "gangstuh" fad that causes minds to retrogress into a turd-like state or the space-time continuum depending on the old teenage correlation with rebellion/coolness and being stupid.) still get low 70's on it. Don't you see the deadly circle of stupidity? If not, well, read up on it some more.

I don't think the test is "GHEY."
I think it's SATANIC.
The TAKS test needs to go. Take this from an educated freshman.
by DeaSemana March 27, 2009
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takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius
A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it


A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
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