Bumpkin 

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.

"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie

Bumpkin by DirkDiggler91 June 6, 2014

country bumpkin 

A word often used by a person outside the southern region to define people from the South

"You from Tennessee?? So you a country bumpkin."

country bumpkin by EyeA March 30, 2004

bumpkin 

a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.

Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin.

bumpkin by HighClassBusinessWoman June 19, 2009

blumpkinette 

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

blumpkinette by PaulBaby August 19, 2007

Blumping 

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

Blumping by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010

Blampkin

The opposite of a blumpkin, a rim job while peeing.

Rory: "Yo last night i went to the bathroom and my girl kendra did a sneak attack blampkin while I was taking a leak.

Hughy: "Yo man, props, but that shit's nasty"

Blampkin by vajweedy April 14, 2010

fuzzy bumpkin 

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature

1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.

fuzzy bumpkin by coprez May 23, 2004