HighClassBusinessWoman's definitions

bumpkin

a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.

Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin.

by HighClassBusinessWoman June 19, 2009