Albanian Gang

Albanian Gang is a Community Group Founded by Zesh and MrB in early 2020, this group is known for Pedophile Hunting , Fraud licks, Anti Extortion and taking down Community Larps, they are connected with Interpol , Europol and FBI. No one Knows their Identity or where they are.

Albanian gang

by anonymous April 8, 2025

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

Albanism

the unfortunate condition that many people suffer from in which they hail from Albania, this can cause emotional dysregulation, illogical reactions to otherwise logical/normal occurrences, bad driving and a reluctance to seek psychological or medical help.

"That poor girl, she's had Albanism her whole life"

by IJustMakeShitUp June 4, 2025

Albanian Whistleblowing

A sexual act where one partner urinates into the other partner's mouth, who then proceeds to perform oral sex, creating a backwash effect, pushing the urine back into the penis through the urethra. This practice requires a high level of trust, communication, and precision between partners. It's considered an extreme form of watersports and is not for the faint-hearted. Those who engage in this act often find it to be an intense and unique experience.

"Last night, we tried something new—Albanian whistleblowing. It was definitely an experience I won't forget!"

by slothman141 June 20, 2025

Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.

Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night

by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025

Albanese

When you call everyone in for a meeting when it should’ve just been a brief email.

Like when Australia’s Prime Minister Anthony Albanese organised a national broadcast on 1 April, 2026 amid the global fuel crisis to deliver the message: “Drive if you must, but otherwise please take the bus.”

Did you see that 7pm meeting invite? I really hope it’s not be an Albanese.

by Uhvar April 1, 2026

Albany Pitstop

The Albany pit stop is when you go rabid in a restroom and piss everywhere after a long night out of partying.

See that trashcan full of paper towels? Piss in it.
Oh look the walls haven’t been cleaned in a while, Piss on them.

Hey bro I need to piss, let me go into 212 real quick.
Bro: you gonna hit an albany pitstop?
Watch your step when walking in I flooded the floors.

by DegenMechanic July 13, 2025