sauce chasm 

The gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. The exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to piss you off. The no man's land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara.

I left an extra inch of pizza because the sauce chasm was too overpowering.

sauce chasm by lotsawasabi09 July 26, 2012

sauce of apples 

when applesauce isn't cool enough.

Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.

sauce of apples by mr. potato December 31, 2012

Sauce Herpes 

Sauce Herpes is when the most ignorant person in your household neglects to wipe the excess sauce off the opening of the sauce bottle, leaving it to dry and become crusty...much like Herpes.

"Hey do you want some ketchup?"

"Yea, only if it doesn't have Sauce Herpes"

Sauce Herpes by PeterPuffer May 5, 2013

Saucey Siesta 

A bunch of people eat a lot of Mexican food, and they all get into sleeping bags, and then do a Conga line while having diarrhea from the bad Mexican food

"That was such a great Saucey Siesta last night!"

Saucey Siesta by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015

saucefully 

With grace and great flow

I Saucefully slayed the poon

saucefully by Saucefully April 22, 2015

saucery 

Saucery (adj): The practice of obtaining a constant state of saucin.

Saucin (adv): To sauce

Sauce (verb): Acts of righteousness in repetition
Sauce (noun): A deal

Sauce (interj): A remark; expressed with emotion
Coolin it (verb): Relaxation at it's finest; enjoying life in the simplest way

Deal (adj): Giving approval and recognition to a situation

Deal (noun): An item in which one desires to obtain at that exact moment in time

All definitions complete the idea of Saucery. One is not complete without the other; each others puzzle pieces; necessary to explain.

"Ay Beatrix, Wilhelmina, what y'all on?" Agnes asks Beatrix and Wilhelmina
"Saucin..."

"Eee cooooliiing."

"Taco Tuesday. Lehh go. My treat." says Beatrix with pride
"Saaaauce! I'm ready!" Wilhelmina exclaims

The level of saucery Beatrix has maintained, is and always will be, the most trill.

Wilhelmina finds it easiest to just cool it.. to, not deal.
- "No deal/Not dealing": Showing zero recognition to the situation and knowledge at hand. -
Alas! Human auto pilot engages. See: idgaf

2 steps ahead tip.. Try your best to swerve on any type of fuckery.

What you define as deserving is up to your own individual perception.

If you were to fall into a fuckery-like state:
1. Decrease in saucery level (FAIL)
2. Drink some cold water

3. Masturbate
4. Shower
5. Asleepyness

Don't play, when it comes to saucery.
There's levels to this shit.

saucery by goddessB May 24, 2016

Sauce on your face 

To be salty about something. To be upset about an issue. To have been dissed.

"Did you hear about that girl failing her driving test. I bet she's going to have sauce on her face for the rest of her life!"
To have sauce on your face.

Sauce on your face by Randall Odinsson April 27, 2017