saucery

Saucery (adj): The practice of obtaining a constant state of saucin.

Saucin (adv): To sauce

Sauce (verb): Acts of righteousness in repetition
Sauce (noun): A deal

Sauce (interj): A remark; expressed with emotion
Coolin it (verb): Relaxation at it's finest; enjoying life in the simplest way

Deal (adj): Giving approval and recognition to a situation

Deal (noun): An item in which one desires to obtain at that exact moment in time

All definitions complete the idea of Saucery. One is not complete without the other; each others puzzle pieces; necessary to explain.

"Ay Beatrix, Wilhelmina, what y'all on?" Agnes asks Beatrix and Wilhelmina
"Saucin..."

"Eee cooooliiing."

"Taco Tuesday. Lehh go. My treat." says Beatrix with pride
"Saaaauce! I'm ready!" Wilhelmina exclaims

The level of saucery Beatrix has maintained, is and always will be, the most trill.

Wilhelmina finds it easiest to just cool it.. to, not deal.
- "No deal/Not dealing": Showing zero recognition to the situation and knowledge at hand. -
Alas! Human auto pilot engages. See: idgaf

2 steps ahead tip.. Try your best to swerve on any type of fuckery.

What you define as deserving is up to your own individual perception.

If you were to fall into a fuckery-like state:
1. Decrease in saucery level (FAIL)
2. Drink some cold water

3. Masturbate
4. Shower
5. Asleepyness

Don't play, when it comes to saucery.
There's levels to this shit.

by goddessB May 24, 2016

cunt saucer

An individual who’s cuntiness is so apparent, it’s served to you on a saucer like a cup of tea.

That dude just cut me off and gave me the finger, what a cunt saucer!

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 5, 2018

Sauceror

Noun: master of the sauce - someone who embodies and exudes sauce

“Did you see Sasha in that banging Shrek costume? He is definitely a sauceror”

by Sashlotte October 14, 2021

Itchy Saucer

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.

Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

SaucerNips

A woman, or in extremely bad cases a man, with nipples that exceed the diameter of your face.

"Hey man, did she suck you off last night?"

"I wanted her to, but everytime I saw her SaucerNips I'd go limp as a tubesock.

by Zip February 7, 2003

Saucerday

to be sauced (drunk) on a saturday

happy saucerday bitches!!
Ronnie: "Georgena, its Saucerday!"
Georgena: "what?, i'm sauced today?"

by vramm April 18, 2018

saucer-eyed

Having large round wide-open eyes. Commonly associated with being in a state of hypnosis or shock.

The child sat saucer-eyed in front of the T.V. for hours.

by lenman12 April 10, 2010