Sex

*face plan* dude. Why would you look up sex on urban dictionary? I think you should ask your parents.....I want nothing to do with ruining your childhood. Now, go ask your mom/dad/guardian about the birds and the bees.

Why would you look sex up in urban dictionary? Leave now or I'll tell your mom......and possibly shut off your internet.

by CatarinaVega May 29, 2017

Sex

Penises.

Have sex

by Me you dick June 25, 2017

Sex

What happens when a mommy and daddy love each other very much

Stepdad "I just had hardcore anal sex with your mom"

Son "I fucking hate you, Jared"

by ihavenorealreasontobehere March 11, 2017

sex

Sex is Good.

ME: Sex
Her: Is good

by A OnlineDater May 6, 2016

Sex

Sex has hitherto been defined thus: "When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina." Oh, how you've all been fooled, and for so long! Sex is not limited to the act of insertion! Sex is not limited to heterosexual coupling! There's oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, felching, figging, snow-balling, etc. And don't let some addlepated dunderhead tell you differently.

Sam: Don't you think we've had enough sex for one night?
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.

by StarsInHerEyes September 4, 2013

SEX

When a mommy and a daddy really love each other...

THE MOMMY QUICKLY GRABS DADDY'S P3NIS AND SHOVES IT IN HER PUSSY. DADDY THEN SHOVES IT IN HER MOUTH UNTIL HE IS ABOUT TO CUM.

then after a few seconds...

DADDY STARTS TO SUCK OF MOMMY'S PUSSY UNTILL SHE CUMS 5 TIMES, BUT DADDY AND MOMMY AREN'T DONE YET. THEY CONTINUE TO SHOVE DADDY'S P3NIS IN MOMMY'S PUSSY.

they go...

IIINNN AND OOUUUTTT AND IIINNN AND OOOUUUTTT AND, etc.

I saw mommy and daddy having sex again, but this time they let me join in to have a threesome.

by 9-1-0-9-2-3-4-0 October 13, 2018

Sex

Fuck it right in the pussy sex

Ahhh ahh fuck me hump me fuck me right in the pussy sex

by Shhh don’t make a sound June 3, 2018