robert

a man with a small penis who is so oly

hey thaT GUY IS SO OILY
YEgh he is a robert

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Emma Roberts

A totally fabulous singer/actress. Also the neice of Julia Roberts and the daughter of Eric Roberts, explaining why she has so much talent.
Gorgeous.

a: Emma Roberts is addie on Unfabulous.
b: Neat-o! She's gorgeous.

by Tina-Lynn January 2, 2006

emma roberts

emma roberts is the best actress from american horror story and just in general she is so sweet, kind, funny, and of course the hottest milf on earth

Person 1: i wonder who the best actress is
Person 2: it’s emma roberts duh!

by emmarobswifey February 10, 2022

Robert Pattinson

An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.

Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG!

Me: EYEBROWS MAN! <3

by Greenday678912345 April 23, 2009

Robert Pattinson

1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.

3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role

Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?

by chuddlewinks July 9, 2010

robertish

A language spoken by a true retard, that cannot be accomplished unless you are missing chromosomes. Only can be translated by a genuine and native Indian.

“Damn is he speaking in Robertish? I wish I can do that.”

by OOALEA18 February 25, 2018

Robert

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.

Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.

by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018