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blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.
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Old Town Road 

A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)
Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”
Old Town Road by JJtheJackass June 10, 2019
Being on road is dealing drugs or trafficking.
Yo Michael sorry bro I couldn't respond to your text last night I was on road.
On road by DuskVXI June 26, 2016

Yellow Brick Road 

When one follows their hopes and dreams
"Yo Dwag, you get out there and follow your Yellow Brick Road"

Gentleman of the road 

A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.

In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?

bumpy road boner 

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
bumpy road boner by crazy b February 11, 2005