Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

Owensboro

A very nice place to live. The third largest city in Kentucky. Has a population of about 60,000 people. Is Kentucky's No.1 sportstown, and known as BBQ capital of the world, because of Moonlite Barbecue. Has many resteraunts and churches. Also, my town.

Owensboro is a really nice place to live.

by $lim $hady February 23, 2009

Owens

Narcissism incarnate

"Yea, you could come clean. Or you could pull an Owens and lie remorselessly"

by Jolly J May 16, 2004

Terrell Owens

1. An Excuse to fill sports coverage air time.

2. A Terrell Owens is like a dancing bear. Its like the kid at recess you throw quarters at and watch him pick them all up, then blast him in the head with a quarter while hes bent over.

3. An attention whore. Terrel Owens is a prime example of the episode of Spongebob Square Pants when Spongebob Square pants keeps ripping his pants for laughs.

Terrell Owens attempted Suicide for attention.

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

OwenGrylls

A youtuber that is a real squeaker with a squeaky voice.

OwenGrylls is one of the most squeakiest people alive

by Argues August 12, 2017

Owensed

A lazy person who should just go away and retire.

I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Owens Twins

Sex God Brothers who go down on as many chicks as they do each other.

Did you hear the Owens Twins in the next room other last night? They roared like dinosaurs.

by MilanoBoi November 20, 2019